All you need is Wikipedia.

AsHi! I'm your Academic Affairs Officer, I have been certified as a Super Reader and will soon receive my board clearance to hand out scissors during class. Don't run with 'em, kids, it's just not worth it.I'm plagiarizingworking on a DPhil on medieval religious culture in southern FranceFrance. from Wikipedia. Sadly, there is virtually no information on medieval blah blah blah blah,blah on Wikipedia, so I'm hoping that a series of panel drawings, a diorama about Life In Old-Timey-Times, and interpretive dance will prove sufficient.

I'm the MCR's liaison for all things academically related - need an extension? problems with the library? Come see me. I can't actually provide any of those things for you, Oxford bureaucracy being what it is, but I can save you about ten days of headache by putting you in touch with the right people, right away. My extensive knowledge of The System is largely due to the fact that I regularly (i.e. about once a term) get fined for breaking (i.e. flagrantly ignoring) rules that I (more or less) didn't know about. Fifty pounds is a lot of money, kids.

I also coordinate the MCR/SCR Seminar Series, which gives fellows and MCR members a chance to present their current research interests over informal lunchtime meetings. If you're interested in presenting, please contact me at <katie.clark@ccc.ox.ac.uk>, and view the current term schedule here.on our website. Corpus has a long tradition of academic excellence and warm community - and all seminars come with sandwiches.

Who says there's no such thing as a free lunch?