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As Academic Affairs Officer, I have been certified as a Super Reader and will soon receive my board clearance to hand out scissors during class. Don't run with 'em, kids, it's just not worth it.

I'm plagiarizing a DPhil on medieval religious culture in southern France from Wikipedia. Sadly, there is virtually no information on medieval blah blah blah blah, so I'm hoping that a series of panel drawings, a diorama about Life In Old-Timey-Times, and interpretive dance will prove sufficient.

I'm the MCR's liaison for all things academically related - need an extension? problems with the library? Come see me. I can't actually provide any of those things for you, Oxford bureaucracy being what it is, but I can save you about ten days of headache by putting you in touch with the right people, right away.

I also coordinate the MCR/SCR Seminar Series, which gives fellows and MCR members a chance to present their current research interests over informal lunchtime meetings. If you're interested in presenting, please contact me at <katie.clark@ccc.ox.ac.uk>.<katie.clark@ccc.ox.ac.uk>, and view the current term schedule here. Corpus has a long tradition of academic excellence and warm community - not to mention thatand all seminars come with sandwiches.

Who says there's no such thing as a free lunch?